Thursday, September 27, 2007

September 6, 2007: Lesotho

We stopped in Lesotho because it was on the way to climbing destinations further north in South Africa, and so it became our first Border Day experience. A massive, 20-ton truck filled with people from a variety of nations does not pass easily through any country border, let alone less developed countries where the importance of government jobs seems directly related to the amount of paper an employee can produce. Or so we had been warned. Entering Lesotho (once the border opened) involved little more than a cursory exit stamp from South Africa, followed by a walk across an eerie, stark bridge reminiscent of a creepy de-militarized zone marking the border between the two countries. Despite the conspicuous amount of barb wire covering every possible surface, there was at least one large convenient hole in the fence through which we watched people quickly step through. Border schmorder. The rather porous border did nothing to dispel the feeling that we were part of some type of prisoner swap, however. Until, that is, we had our passports quickly stamped, stepped officially into Lesotho territory, and discovered that there was a lovely border restaurant serving awesome toasted breakfast sandwiches. The place would never pass a US Health and Safety inspection, but who cares. Bring me a mouth watering bacon and egg toasted sandwich and I'm willing to overlook the willful neglect of cleanliness, let alone the raucous border bar filled with drunk locals (possibly getting off the night shift?) at 8 a.m.

After a brief bit of a wait for BIRT to get cleared, we clambered back aboard and set off for a camping destination that Hot Rock had not previously visited. Once we passed through the capital city, Maseru (where we of course got lost), the paved road immediately turned into a goat trail with holes that would swallow a Mini Cooper. That did nothing to detract from the fact that Lesotho is stunning. A small, landlocked country inside of South Africa known as "The Roof of Africa" due to its elevation, Lesotho was a visual feast for the eyes. Although Winter was reluctantly releasing its grip on the windswept countryside jammed with mountains, brilliant pink flowers on fruit trees stood out in stark contrast to the brown and beige palette. I spent most of the 4 hour journey trying to get pictures as we passed one tiny, picturesque town after another -- the local Basuto people live in round dwellings called rondavels (not sure if spelled correctly) composed of rock and a thatch roof that echo the shape of the mountains. Unfortunately, no anti-shake camera lens technology is capable of dealing with massive potholes that caused me to repeatedly nearly hit my head on the roof of BIRT, and I finally had to give up and just enjoy the passing scenery.

Due to the poor road infrastructure, let alone the state of the roads themselves, the best way to explore Lesotho is to go pony trekking. The lodge at which we were staying offered guided one to five day guided pony treks, and I decided a two day overnight trip would be a great way to see some country off the beaten path. Initially, I was the only person to sign up for a two day trek, but then Dave decided to join me. This was a brave move on his part because he had never ridden a horse before. It turned out to be one of the best life experiences either of us have had.

The morning we left, it was immediately evident that pony trekking really did mean "pony" -- as in, my-legs-are-going-to-touch-the-ground-when-I-get-on pony. The little guys were coming off a hard winter and were not in prime condition by any stretch of imagination. I suppose they will be fat and shiny in a few months once the rains come, but they were mostly ribs when we set off. And boy, did we set off. I was riding a little pony named Black Dog that clearly needed to be in the lead. Any doubts I had about him not being able to handle my weight and my pack were quickly put to rest as he powered off at a walk that would put most full-size horses to shame.The interesting thing about the horses is that the lodge rents them from private owners that need money, an effective method to spread out tourist money among many people.

A couple of hours into the ride, I decided that Black Dog was easily one of the best horses I have ever ridden in my life. Quick, sturdy, sure-footed as a mountain goat, and smooth, he practically glided over the rocky trail. Dave's pony, Chewbacca, however, seemed to be a bit more of a difficult ride. After watching Dave bounce around for a few hours, I decided he would have a much better first time riding experience on Black Dog and switched horses with him. It turned out to be a good decision and a bad decision. Good because Black Dog was not only the perfect horse for a fearless first time rider, but also because he was bomb proof on the rocky trail and saved Dave on several occasions; a bad decision because Chewbacca was not nearly in the same class as Black Dog and nearly went down several times on the trail (not to mention he was the most uncomfortable horse I have ever ridden).

The plan was that we would visit the highest waterfall in southern Africa, then ride to a village where we would stay the night and visit another waterfall the following morning before returning back to the lodge. The first part of the ride was a series of highly traveled dirt paths used by sheep herders, cow herders, and villagers on horseback and foot going about their daily business. Everyone wore bright blankets that covered the nose and mouth, the colors of which popped out against the rugged brown landscape. Turns out I wished I had one of those blankets after pushing forward into the incessant wind that sometimes kicked up choking amounts of dust.

The waterfall was beautiful, but the real ride started once we left that area and passed through a series of tiny, tiny villages hidden in the folds of the mountain valleys that stretched endlessly to the horizon. It was the real deal,

A shepherd strapping down supplies on a donkey:

unlike many other canned, "authentic" experiences offered to travelers. Kids would come out to watch us ride by, some shyly hiding in doorways, while the braver ones waved and shouted greetings at the top of their lungs in a sing-song chorus. Approaching villages was always amusing because our guide, Ephraim, would invariably give his pony a good kick, raise the stick he was using as a crop straight up in the air, and we would briskly trot through the village with as much pomp as we could muster. Once we got to the other side of the village we slowed down to a walk.


The walk was a good thing because the trail was, at times, what I would consider impassable on horseback. As in, no trail, just boulders that the horses teetered and skittered over with extreme effort. Except for Black Dog, that is. That pony was worth its weight in gold and took Dave down some very hairy descents that I woulc nwith complete aplomb. Chewbacca, however, chose to go down dropoffs with both front legs stiffly extended in front of him (ouch!!) and never seemed to be completely aware of where all four of his feet were at any one time. I wanted to get off at some points in the trail to walk him, but there was no place to dismount among the precipitous drops and I just gave him his head. Didn't always work, unfortunately, and there were a couple of occasions where I just closed my eyes and hoped for the best.
We eventually made it to our village destination, Ketane, just before sunset.


A cluster of Ketane huts (lower left), blending in with surroundings:The pictures tell more about the area than I ever could. Suffice it to say, I was completely enamored of the place.

Unsaddling a pony at Ketane:The village chief's hut in which we slept:Ketane scene:

Ketane girl:
Looking down at a shepherd's hut perched on the edge of a river gorge:

Shepherd putting away lambs for the day:The ride back took us only four hours because we trotted and cantered almost the entire way (which I had to post or two-point because Chewbacca was so rough). I even got Dave up to his first gallop, another first for him which put a huge smile on his face. The entire trip was quite an experience for me, let alone for someone that had never ridden a horse.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

August 25, 2007: Rocklands, South Africa

After the success of Table Mountain, we hit the road for an area called Rocklands, known for its world-class bouldering. BIRT broke down for the first time along the way due to an airlock in the gas line.
Didn't take too long to fix and we were on our way again in short order.

The campsite was closed, but we camped there anyway. Rules have no meaning for this group. The area is littered with boulders that have been weathered in an astonishing variety of ways. Some are vertically striated such that they look like elephant skin, some are pocketed to the point they could pass for a giant sponge, and most defy description.

Boulder at Rocklands:

Pete on a sport route at Rocklands:

Charles on the same route, different view:

Because of the winter rains, a raucous array of flowers were blooming, the vibrant colors making a sharp contrast with the monochromatic landscape of rock.
I only bouldered at Rocklands. The sport climbing looked great, but there was a certain symmetry in doing just one type of climbing discipline in the area. The rock was gritty and I found myself doing things I would not have typically attempted -- primarily because there is a psychological aspect of being willing to try more dynamic, gymnastic moves close to the ground on a boulder versus on an airy face high above a valley. The move may be the same, but the human mind is not typically wired to allow a person to test themselves at a great height. That really is one of the great things about climbing, however, because it is such a head game. Objectively, there is no reason a person can't do the same thing 3 feet off the ground as 300 feet off the ground, it's just a matter of being in the proper mindset.

August 25, 2007: Montagu and Cape Town, South Africa

I'm trying to write this on my laptop while we are driving down a dirt path of a road leading up into the mountains toward our next destination, Wolfberg. It's difficult to type let alone even stay sitting while 20 tons of steel bounces along the washboard road. I'm giving my laptop one month in these conditions. Forget the upcoming dust storms in Namibia.

It's time for the highlight reel or else I'm never going to catch up to date.

Other than great climbing and a corpse, what else was notable about Montagu? Ah yes, I gutted my first chicken in Montagu. It wasn't even a week into the trip and we had already gone feral. The campground owner, Stuart, made an offhand remark about wanting to get rid of some of his roosters, and George (super fit 60 year old who has climbed Denali and made an attempt on Everest) immediately piped up and said we would take care of that.
The chicken killers. L to R: Me, Sam, George, Dave, Charles, Steve
Three wrung necks and several down pillows worth of plucked feathers later, I found myself poised over a chicken like a surgeon, knife in hand. Luckily, one of the other fellows on the trip, Dave, has butchered a few chickens in his time, and he showed me what to do. Otherwise, I would have made some very bad decisions. Without going into the gory details, let's just say that there is a surprising amount of organic material inside a chicken. It all made for a quiet campground the following morning.

We returned to Muizenburg to make another attempt at Table Mountain, and the weather actually cooperated. After an early dawn start and an hour and a half hike up a trail that has lawsuit written all over it, we arrived at the start of a classic three-pitch climb.
Cape Town at dawn from the base of Table Mountain:
View from the base of Table Mountain looking up. Tram docking building is barely visible upper right:
View of the top portion of Table Mountain that has some of the rock climbing routes. The tram that carries people to the top is in the upper right:
View from the top of the first pitch:
Great holds and great views, although I must say that the best part about climbing Table Mountain is getting lunch and a beer from the cafe at the top.
Me at the top:
George at the top displaying complete disregard for the rules:
There is something delightfully bad-ass about clanking around with climbing gear, knowing that you had literally climbed Table Mountain from bottom to top, unlike the hordes of tourists who took the tram. That being said, I was sorely tempted to take the tram back down.
Charles, upper right of pic, climbing at Silvermines, near Table Mountain

August 17, 2007: Muizenberg and Montagu, South Africa

Anyone who has watched Shark Week on the Discovery channel knows that South Africa has a large population of Great White sharks that occasionally chomp on a person instead of seal. One wet day in Muizenberg, Charles and I popped into a pub and the proprietor told us about the local method of shark surveillance. Allegedly, a "street person" (homeless?) started keeping an eye out for sharks from a high road that overlooks the beaches and bays in the area. The road follows the coast for miles and really is the perfect height to afford an unobstructed view of the sea. Anyway, he somehow radioed or contacted the lifeguards when he saw a shark and they acted accordingly. After awhile, more and more people volunteered to keep watch up and down the coast, and now it is a government sponsored program with paid employees.

There are around 25 sharks that are tagged, making them easier to monitor (one of the tagged sharks swam to New Zealand and back!). Others are recognized by distinctive markings. The entire program is very organized now and employees keeping watch on the road radio each other when sharks are on the move along the coast. If they determine a shark is going to be a problem, they notify the appropriate lifeguard in the grid in which the shark is looking for a tasty snack, and the lifeguard will raise a colored flag so folks know a shark is in the area. Once a shark has moved on from an area, the lifeguard raises a different colored flag signifying that a shark was in the area during the last two hours. After two hours, the lifeguard raises another flag for all clear. I would get eaten by a shark because I don't remember which color flag means what. Despite my chances of becoming a Darwin Awards statistic, I found it interesting that a voluntary act by a single person became a government sponsored program.

With Muizenberg weather not cooperating, we hit the highway and drove to Montagu. Riding in BIRT is a trip. It is such a crazy vehicle that people stare, wave, cheer, and generally look completely befuddled. Drivers don't quite know how to react either, especially when merging onto the highway. You can see the thought process: first they are going quite fast, then they notice BIRT and put on the brakes (probably thinking "What the &$*#@?"), then they speed up real fast and cut bravely in front. It's pretty amusing. I haven't talked much about BIRT yet, but I'll get to that later once I get this journal up to date.



Montagu, "voted South Africa's favorite village in 2002 and still a firm favorite" according to the road sign leading into town, is nestled in a valley surrounded by small, weathered and rocky peaks. Loved it.
Montagu sunrise:It's a little town with a great bakery (hello sweet tooth) that I went to every day. Not just for sweets. but also the meat pies which were awesome and the equivalent of $1. Steak and Onion was my favorite. The women who worked there knew me quite well by the time we left.
The area is filled with canyons, called kloofs, and the rock is a gorgeous red color that glows in the sun. There are some wineries about which give the region a bit of a low-key Napa feel. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to any before they closed. We stayed at this great campground, de Bos, run by a climber, Stuart Brown.
Stuart climbing a new project route he is developing:It was a farm/vineyard/campground/everything. A bit of a warren, there was an indoor climbing wall (small, but serviceable), stables (which had been converted to hostel type sleeping, then turned back into stables) where we cooked dinner on a gas stove while the horses munched hay (not sure having a stove in the barn is the best idea...), a kitchen for campers, rented bungalow type rooms, a separate kitchen for the paid rooms, random courtyards, etc, etc. And all very reasonably priced. I think it was the very hot showers that sold me completely, despite the fact that they had a hole cut into the wall at about head level. Definitely for ventilation and a bit of a breezy experience.

As soon as we arrived in Montagu, we immediately went to a crag near the campground. It was a pleasant hike along a stream filled with reeds that must have been 12 feet high, effectively blocking the view at eye level. Imagine, then, walking through the reeds to emerge onto a small, grassy pad bounded by a rock wall and the stream filled with...police and medical personnel. Not just any medical personnel, but forensic pathologists. Yes, a dead body was floating in the marshy pond fed by the stream at the base of our intended climbing crag.

The scene of the crime. The pond is the dark water in the lower right of the pic:That was certainly a first. Of course that didn't stop us from climbing. It was a little eerie, however, to look down at a corpse from the top of a crag. Bloat never looks good on any body. It was a bit like happening upon a car wreck -- you wanted to look and felt slightly dirty for doing so -- but it was unavoidable because you have to look down for feet placement when climbing. In reality, there really wasn't much to see. The body looked like a blue barrel (due to clothing, not the cold). Anyway, the authorities milled around for a couple of hours until some guys showed up and donned drysuits. I guess corpse retrieval was not in anyone else's job description. The new guys jumped in the pond, inelegantly backstroked their way to the body, and grabbed it with their glove encased hands. Once they hauled it to shore, they zipped it into a bodybag and all the authorities quickly left in a big, official looking posse. All that was left was the horror at realizing that our driver, Henry, drank some water from the stream before we happened upon the scene. Luckily, the flow was going away from the corpse, but still, huge ick factor.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

August 15, 2007: Muizenberg, South Africa

I've already been on this trip for a week and this is the first chance I've had to sit down and attempt to write. Where to begin? In the short period of seven days, I have almost completely surrendered myself to the concept of a nomadic existence. I say "almost" because I did think to myself today that it would be nice to come back to a home at the end of the day. However, that is quite different from my initial thought of "What the hell am I doing here?" and I didn't dwell on it at all. So, to the beginning then...

I arrived in Cape Town Aug 6 and stepped off the plane to a decidedly brisk sideways rain. In my flip flops no less. By the time I made it from the plane across the tarmac to the airport, I was soaked. In my mind, abstractly, I knew it was winter in South Africa, but I still was hoping it would be sunny, 78 degrees, and I would be greeted by singing locals offering me up a bountiful feast of local delicacies. Hope springs eternal. A little freezing rain down the back of my neck was my cruel reality check.

After collecting my baggage and digging out my rain jacket (which I was hoping never to use) and more sensible shoes, I stepped outside into what had become a torrential downpour to look for a cab. I knew the name of the campsite where I was supposed to meet everyone, but had no address other than the name of the town the campsite was located in, Muizenberg. Actually, I didn't know if it was a town, or a district/subdivision/neighborhood in Cape Town. Turns out my cab driver didn't know either. He handed me a map so I could try and locate the campsite while he attempted to drive. And I do mean attempted because the rain was so incredibly strong that it was nearly impossible to see the road. All I could think of was what a pain it was going to be trying to set up my tent in this hurricane of a storm. By some stroke of luck, I managed to locate the campsite on the map and, after much directing on my part (my cab driver also had extremely poor map reading skills) we made it to the camp 380 Rand later (about $50).

Pete, the trip leader for South Africa who had just completed the previous Hot Rock north to south Africa trip, was the only person around. Turns out I was completely wrong about the start date of the trip. I thought we left Cape Town on August 8, but it turns out the trip officially started on the 8th. Like many things I do in life, I should have done a little more checking first.

The campsite was a complete swamp. Not literally, but it was so wet and soggy that nothing was dry. The first night, Pete, Steve, George and I were sitting inside the truck talking over the rain when it suddenly sounded like a chain gang was furiously working on the roof. It was hail, pelting down with such force that the roof was moving. Welcome to winter. And that was pretty much the story of Muizenberg -- periods of sun with a lot of vicious rain.

We did go climbing a couple of times on the crag behind Muizenberg.



Beach cabanas and Muizenberg crag:
Muizenberg beach cabanas at sunset:I did my first three person multi-pitch one day and another little three pitch climb the next day.

View of Muizenberg and False Bay from top of crag: We were supposed to go climbing on Table Mountain, but it was too wet and the official plan was to rent a vehicle to take everyone into the city. Live everything else, we discovered it was not so easy.

The first official night of Hot Rock (the 8th), Pete sat us all down over dinner and delivered several bombshells: 1) they wanted someone to pay for the rental vehicle and then get reimbursed; 2) they wanted someone to allow Hot Rock (the company running this tour) to transfer money into a personal account and pay expenses out of that account; 3) there was no safe on board to keep valuables; 4) we would have to pay for climbing equipment like chalk, bolts, etc which we had been led to believe were free; and 5) my own personal favorite, the budget for the two meals a day we were to take turns buying and preparing for the group was $1.20 per person. Yes, $1.20. A whopping 60 cents per meal. All I could think of was those advertisements that were popular in the 80s soliciting sponsorship of a starving Ethiopian child for $1 per day. And that was in the 80s. I'm not even sure an additional 20 cents accounts for inflation. Needless to say, that created a bit of an uproar. The funny thing is, even in South Africa, easily one of the most developed places on our itinerary, it is possible to eat two meals on $1.20 a day. It is a bit of a stretch and meat is not going to be an everyday occurrence, but a person can make it work. Which makes me wonder about all the sumptuous delights those Ethiopian kids would have been able to afford 25 years ago. They must have eaten like kings! If I can survive on $1.20 per day now in South Africa, I could have gorged myself for $1 a day in Ethiopia in the 80s.