Imagine a prototypical alpine wilderness with lakes so clear they appear transparent and reflect the calendar-worthy mountains in near perfect mirror images.
Now watch the sunset accent the land in orange and rose hues after a day of satisfying hiking on scenic trails and breathe in the crisp, still air as it becomes heavy with the scent of pine.
Now sprinkle a few mountain goats calmly wandering through your campsite mere feet from you as you sit by your tent cooking oatmeal for breakfast, or, if you happened to bring your rod, perhaps a trout you caught from the lake 20 steps away. Dare even to imagine that there is not another human being in sight. A place where even the pit toilets are sparkling clean and feature tremendous views.
View from the above pit toilet:
Can such a place be real? Why yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is real, and it's called The Enchantments.
I knew nothing about The Enchantments. I've never read about the place, never seen pictures of the place, never even knew it existed. Completely off my radar. I was stopping in the Seattle area after my reintegration-to-the-States time in Nevada, and Diana suggested immediately heading to the other side of the Cascades to go camping at a park called The Enchantments. I was, in a word, reluctant. As if I hadn't seen enough of the inside of a tent during the previous year. Plus it was The Enchantments with a capital "T" like one too many indie bands that preface their band name with "The." I'm generally against that. But after a few gushing phrases from Diana who had hiked through the area once years earlier with a friend, I caved.
Then I asked what the catch was.
"Weeeelllll," Diana drawled, drawing in a big breath before launching into her explanation, "we'll have to drive up the night before or maybe leave like 2 a.m.and sleep out in front of the ranger station well not if we leave at like 2 in the morning but we want to be there early to put our name in for the draw for unclaimed tickets because it is first-come first-served." Say what? Tickets? I waited for her to catch her breath and continue. "The rangers only allow around 15 people up there per day depending on group size at any one time and you have to enter a lottery for tickets in March in which only about a third of the people get tickets but," she drew a breath, "they have a daily drawing for no-shows."
Let's see, a five hour drive, sleep deprivation, plus the chance to take part in a drawing with no guarantee of getting tickets. Now I really wanted to go. Seriously, I did. It suddenly had all the makings of a potentially great random adventure instead of merely throwing the tent in the car and parking at the trailhead.
After a full day of Seattle sightseeing, dinner with one set of friends, then drinks with another set of friends, we set off at 10:30 p.m. -- too late for a full night of sleep and too early for showing up right before the drawing. We drove until we got tired, then snuck into a campground and slept for a couple hours before continuing on our way. We arrived, groggy and cotton-mouthed, at 5:30 a.m, 2 hours and 15 minutes before the scheduled drawing. There was already another car waiting.
Cars of fleece clad sporting types continued to arrive as the minutes ticked by. Competition was looking fierce. We played guess-the-people-with-the-new-gear, while I wistfully looked at my own travel-stained trousers which had seen me through three continents.
The ranger appeared at 7:30 to lay the ground rules and talk about encounters with mountain goats. She told everyone it was important to urinate on rocks, preferably in a crack, otherwise the mountain goats would destroy the fragile alpine fauna with their hooves pawing to get to the urine which they licked up for minerals. I had some trouble rectifying my image of cute, fluffy, white mountain goats frolicking along pristine mountain cliffs
with this new image of scavenging mountain goats with a urine fetish -- greasy coats stained yellow, of course. I decided it was all rather silly, anyway, because I doubted I would see one. Maybe through binoculars, but they rarely allow a person to get close enough for a photo with a decent zoom lens.
I put the matter out of my head because at precisely 7:45 a.m. the ranger began to pull names out of the hat and the assembled Goretex-ed group of hopefuls shifted anxiously. The first slip belonged to a couple (blast!) and the second slip belonged to a group of four (crap!). The crowd let out a collective sigh of defeat as the ranger proclaimed that no more names would be drawn. But then, wonder of all wonders, another ranger rushed out the front door and announced that there had been a cancellation. One more slip would be drawn! The dispersing crowd quickly recoalesced, hopeful once more. "Alright now, don't rush me when I draw this name," cautioned the ranger with a wry smile as she pulled out...Diana's name! Woo-hoo! More quality time in a tent!
While others immediately jumped in their vehicles and sped straight to the trailhead, Diana and I celebrated our good fortune by going to breakfast. Then we had to buy food for four days of camping. I was not about to have a pack weighted down with canned food like our last camping trip on Mt. Mulanje. Thankfully, we were back in the land of slick packaging and discovered supermarkets now sold both tuna and pasta sauce in handy, lightweight packets. Some things had changed for the better while I was overseas!
We stuffed our packs with our provisions and camping gear at the trailhead and finally set off close to noon. With few exceptions, alpine starts never seem to work out for us. Turns out I needed that breakfast because the trail climbs constantly for a grueling 4,100 feet to Snow Lake where the scenery really starts, then keeps climbing. Because of our late start, we decided to camp on the shore of Snow Lake and continue to the upper basin the next day. I slept like a log.
Snow Lake:
The nice thing about having several days in The Enchantments is that it allows one time to be leisurely. It is possible to dayhike into the upper basin (even from the trailhead if a person is feeling masochistic), but the scenery is worth taking the time to enjoy. Granite mountains like Prusik Peak tend to get the most attention, though every mountain seems to have its own reflecting lake.
Little Annapurna:
We ambled along, taking pictures of flowers and the scenery, exchanging pleasantries with the occasional dayhiking group. I soon started to wonder if I needed to change my prescription, though, because with alarming frequency breathless hikers started asking if I had seen the mountain goats that were just around the corner, in the patch of trees over there, or that really amazing one that was standing right by the lake. I began to develop a complex. Why was everyone seeing mountain goats but me? Was there an airborne hallucinogen at upper elevations? Was I giving off some type of goat-be-gone phermone? I stopped smiling at the other hikers in hopes that they would shut up about their stupid mountain goat sightings. hmph.
I was standing on a rock investigating yet another picture angle for Prusik Peak when I caught motion out of the corner of my right eye. It didn't appear big so I kept peering through my viewfinder, preoccupied with the light on the peak. The movement started again and was irritatingly just outside of my vision to identify whether it was a small, benign animal or a hulking, malice-filled bear. Whatever it was, it wasn't moving fast, so I continued to concentrate on the peak because I didn't want to miss the instant of perfect light. But there was that movement again. And now it is definitely closer and starting to break my concentration and I finally gave up and looked to my right and nearly fell off the rock. Standing there, mere inches from my foot, was a mountain goat staring up at me quizically.
"Diana," I hissed, trying not to scare the mountain goat. She was busy taking pictures off to my left. "Diana!" I repeated, slightly louder as the goat cocked his head at me.
I winced as she answered "What?" Her voice sounded like a jet engine to me and I was sure the goat was going to bolt. "There's a mountain goat RIGHT HERE!" I stage whispered as I slowly, ever so slowly, lowered my lens to take a picture of the cute little fellow. I prayed the sound of the shutter wouldn't scare the little guy. It was unbelievable. There was a mountain goat right in front of me! Staring at me! Chewing his cud and burping! How cute!
I quickly snapped off a few shots without composing the picture, just wanting to get some proof that there had been a mountain goat RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME! My excitement might seem strange since this goat was about 1/60th the height of a giraffe, 1/3,000th the mass of an elephant, and, unlike a lion, had no sharp teeth. But, as opposed to those animals, I've only seen mountain goats from afar (in two countries, no less) and nowhere even close enough to contemplate taking a photo. This was special. Besides, I was pretty sure we had bonded. Then he farted softly, turned, and walked away from me. Maybe we hadn't bonded after all, but now he was walking RIGHT TOWARD DIANA!
You get the idea. I continued to be giddy as a schoolgirl even after the mountain goat nonchalantly wandered off. I was sure none of the other hikers had been that close to one of these beautiful creatures. It was amazing. It was unique. It was hyperbole to new heights!
Setting up camp took forever because there were mountain goats coming out of the woodwork looking magestic
or just waiting to be anthropomorphized.
It was goats,
goats,
and more goats.
I couldn't walk without tripping over one and it took a couple of hours for the novelty to wear off. Rather abruptly, as it were. Precisely when they started trying to nibble on my tent. Why is it that animals are always attracted to my tents? I keep food and cooking gear far away from my tent and there's no St. Francis of Assisi halo over my head as far as I can tell. I just don't understand.
Me, not so happy with the mountain goats after they started showing an interest in my tent.
Although I went to sleep with a still generally positive feeling toward mountain goats, the next morning changed my view of them forever.
Through the mesh tent ceiling I could tell it was going to be another glorious day in The Enchantments -- fluffy clouds drifted silently across a robin egg blue sky and the air was crisp but not biting. I unzipped the tent to go answer nature's call and involuntarily let out a gasp at the sight of eight little black eyes staring at me. Four mountain goats were hovering right outside my tent door, eyes fixed directly on me. I looked at them, they looked at me. A bird chirped off in the distance. Pine needles whispered in the slight breeze. I blinked first. Cautiously, I continued my exit from the tent while the mountain goats followed me with their eyes. Not their heads, mind you, just their eyes. I moved right, their eyes moved right. I moved left, their eyes moved left. It was a little creepy.
The standoff might have continued indefinitely, but my bladder was now sending increasingly urgent messages to my brain that I could no longer ignore. I stood and three mountain goat heads tilted up, maintaining eye contact. The other goat seemed to be fixated on my crotch. Weird. Remembering the ranger's advice, I set off toward some rocks to urinate and the goats parted to let me pass, then closed ranks and trailed along behind me. I stopped on my chosen rock -- relatively flat with a few cracks -- and started to unzip my pants. The goats formed a semi-circle in front of me. Eight eyes peered directly at my crotch. I froze. It was too much, I couldn't go being watched in such an expectant manner. Four tiny mountain goats were giving me stage fright.
Stage fright or no, my bladder would not be denied and nature took over. The goats immediately erupted into a frenzy of scrambling hooves and slashing horns in an effort to lick up my urine. My jaw dropped as I watched these formerly adorable creatures shove each other out of the way to get their licks in. Several other mountain goats came running, tried to get in on the action, and a full-on brawl erupted. I backed away slowly.
The aftermath:
I found it rather difficult to take photos of the mountain goats after that. Thankfully, there was plenty of scenery to distract me.
I'm sure I confused more than one dayhiker with my reluctance to discuss mountain goat encounters and utter lack of enthusiasm at taking goat photos. It was so, so, distasteful, really, that I'm still considering therapy.
Parting shot: